My Little Secret

She ghosted a woman she met at a bar after she drunkenly invited her to be a bridesmaid in her wedding.

The homeowner was really rude to him while he was there to fix the plumbing so he took his dirty gloves and rubbed them all over her doorknobs to make sure they had a certain substance left on them.

She pretended to be shocked when her mom told her that her great uncle passed away… but she thought he died 8 years ago.

He’s banned for life from his girlfriend’s favorite spot and he has no idea how to tell her.

His girlfriend’s mom pulled him aside to tell him that the relationship wouldn’t last because she’s still hung up on her ex

She’s in a new relationship and even though her boyfriend loves showering with her, she hates it because she feels like she can’t really get clean with him in there.

He’s deathly afraid of changing his tire, so he just doesn’t!

The mother-in-law bought outfits for the kids and mom is not a fan!

When she’s bored at work… she likes to mess with people’s luggage at the airport!